I emailed our external IT support team to ask them to create a new log-in for an intern. Firstname.Lastname@DayJob.org.uk. The next day, I got a call:
"I think there's a typo in the request you sent - you said her last name was To? As in too?"
Uh, no, that's her real name.
"Oh! Er, right! I just thought I'd check because it's, uh, not a normal name!"
Well, no, it's not Smith, but...
Reasons why I live in London No 39902384.