Tuesday, 8 February 2011

Knitting needles will take down the patriarchy

Not like that. God, what kind of abortion-crazed uterine maniac do you think I am?

Women! They are so much less creative than men, don't you think? (Well,  why haven't there been any Great Women Artists?)
Their brains just work differently, they can't mentally rotate 3D objects. (But I was gonna be an engineer...)
They're so rubbish at maths. Adding up, multiplying, calculating ratios... it'll never happen.

To which I shall now say: imagine, design, and knit that, motherfucker.


  1. You're all kinds of awesome. I will adopt "knit that, motherfucker" as my new slogan ;)

  2. And YOU are all kinds of awesome for helping that phrase become a worldwide phenomenon!