Oh, men. Ha ha! Do they know anything about women's anatomy?
Hey, here's a hint, The Daily Mail - don't mockingly accuse dudes of lacking awareness about inner lady-plumbing if you're going to illustrate said mocking with a picture which fails to identify the clitoris and seems to have let the cervix go walkabout.
|That is going to be one tricky pregnancy.|
Which brings us on to the next theme of today's Femail: CLEAVAGE WARS!
Oh, silly Vanessa Paradis, with her itty bitty titties: her fashion choice "fell a bit flat", says the Mail (DO YOU SEE WHAT THEY DID THERE), which proceeds to show us a full five close-up shots of her pathetic chest.
Olivia Wilde faced a similar problem, the poor thing, whereas the attendees of the National Television Awards were ticked off for having too much cleavage. It's almost as if there's some kind of double-bind whereby, no matter what you wear, the Daily Mail will cast aspersions on your size, taste, and morals!
In case you were wondering - no. There is absolutely no way to win. Have a nice day.