The stupidity of humanity, illustrated

Sometimes I get off a tube or a bus, pause for a moment, sniff the air, and think... somewhere, somewhere close by, there is a really good charity shop. This time, however, I was wrong. There were three! And the last one - the best one - had, along with three tops, a dress, and a book on the nature of war by Barbara Ehrenreich, this little gem:

In other news, my favourite ad pairing of all time: this exhortation to conserve water...

...followed by this lastminute.com ad:

...entitled "Showers with the power of Niagara for everyone."