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effing the effing ineffable
Thursday, 17 September 2015
Metropolis and satellite as defined by a whatsapp conversation about ball gags
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I was just about to use the phrase "throwing a paddy" when, purely because I was talking to a dude from Belfast, I suddenly went h...
Wednesday, 16 September 2015
OKMisogyny
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My favourite moment in any instance of sexual harassment is the point where a dude turns on a dime from "I would like to place my pen...
Thursday, 27 November 2014
Hoseland security
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For the first time in my entire life, I actually feel financially secure. Not like the giddy spendthriftery that comes with the first studen...
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Monday, 24 November 2014
A hard day's mug
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I have somehow ended up on the Conservative Party's mailing list. This concerns me. To reiterate: "While Labour are bankr...
Thursday, 6 November 2014
Meet my new husband
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I am an American man, and I have decided to boycott American women. In a nutshell, American women are the most likely to cheat on you, to ...
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Thursday, 30 October 2014
The capitalist-patriarchal anti-vagina complex: on feminine freshness sprays
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Once, years ago, a guy drunkenly asked me about the relationship between sexism and capitalism. (My reputation for being fun at parties, cle...
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Tuesday, 2 September 2014
Alias nothing
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Weird things that happen when you rewatch Alias for the first time in five years: 1. OH GOOD GOD THE CULTURAL DRAG IS FUCKING ...
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